Let’s Look At The Chick-Fil-A Controversy
It’s common knowledge that if you really want to get your finger on the pulse of public opinion, you flee to Twitter. That’s where the smart and knowledgeable people are. On Twitter, every one has an opinion, and you’re fortunate enough to be subjected to it!
The Chick-Fil-A event, like every good controversial occurrence, has a bevy of people weighing in on it, from black to white, young and old. Instead of listening to what the pundits on the news say, why don’t we see what our fellow Americans think about this controversy.
The Real Wayne P has spoken! It’s unique that he has an opinion on this, considering that he suffered a seizure while typing his UsErNaMe. Maybe he means he has major “love” for those fags? Whatever the case is with this budding rocket scientist, it’s comforting to know that “Barbz Aint Shit” agrees with him.
The incomparable David Allan Bro has a message for homosexuals upset about Chick-Fil-A’s bigotry and that message is ”Fuck people whose lifestyles have no bearing on me; shove more processed food that’s high in fats down your throat.” Bravo David. Succinct and highly effective.
There’s so many wrong, hateful things in this message that make this person a fucking dumbass, but instead of writing them, I will just leave you with a photo of his avatar, so you have an indication of the level of genius we’re dealing with here:
“Nigga-Man” is in an unique spot right here. First, he’s showing that he has high levels of intelligence, much more than a normal human being. Second, he’s putting himself in a precarious situation by revealing the opening statement of his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech. We can only pray that Nigga Man’s cunning insight into this situation doesn’t jeopardize his membership to Mensa.
African-American homophobia is awesome. Remember when you guys were oppressed? Your appreciation for civil rights is staggering.
It’s sad that unhealthy fried chicken leads to numerous vitriolic statements condemning an entire group of people.
If only Chick-Fil-A existed in the 1950’s so I could enjoy their healthy, delicious chicken without being surrounded by the unsightly presence of Blacks.